love gods way

Your child is probably secretly harbouring subconcious same-sex desires, and IT’S ALL THE FAULT OF POP MUSIC! YES IT IS!

Luckily, the ‘Love Gods Way’ site publishes a handy checklist of bands and artists THAT ARE GAY HEATHENS, so that you can rummage through your offspring’s CDs (or, better still, their iPod if you can work it) and remove anything undesirable.

And if you’re a bit too late with Operation Get Rid Of Boy George Albums, you can always sign your little arse-devils up to the CHOPS scheme (Changing Homosexuals Into Ordinary People), run by the same site.

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This is real – go and have a look. Then, when you’ve finished looking aghast at these idiots, I suggest you slump in your chair and bury your face in your hands, in despair. It worked for me.