twitter fracas!

I’m arguing with a random bloke on Twitter called @SirSmartin. And enjoying it

(I’m @VoodooMike on Twitter, by the way)

It started when this bloke made a comment on Twitter that I spotted. In a moment of idle curiosity I clicked on his name and had a look at his profile. Here’s what I saw:

Name: Smartino

Bio: Investment banker turned estate agent, Tory supporter, love Chelsea FC….hate footballers.

Ahem … that hits pretty much every button (especially the four-dot ellipsis – bloody idiot). So I sent him a message, which has sparked a bit of a debate between us. Here’s how it has unravelled…(.)

ME: “Investment banker, estate agent, Tory, Chelsea fan”? Surely you should add “adhering-to-stereotype twat” to that list?

HIM: “Manchester United, heavy drinking and laziness” Surely you should add “council scum” to that list

ME: That would be true, except that my profile is obviously tongue-in-cheek, while yours is your CV. Try again, muppet.

HIM: I’ve got a CV that northern muppets like yourself would pay to own…..nice website by the way, don’t get out much do you?

ME: Definitely – I dream of being a failed investment banker-cum-estate agent. I want EVERYONE to look at me and think “wanker”.

HIM: Im sure you would, perhaps then you’d own a property worth over 240k a year and money in the bank

ME: I prefer living in a bin outside your house. I get to lick your almighty Estate Agent shoes – heaven for a peasant like me.

HIM: Passport control let you in? I’ll be having words with my MP about this

ME: You have passport control outside your bins? Jesus, how scared of immigrants are you? (see the daily Mail for your answer).

I’ll keep updating this as the fun continues